Friday, April 14, 2006

I adore you from afar...

You gotta stop eating kimchi before our dates.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

God bless you, but...

you gotta stop accusing me of talking about you to your shrink! You also gotta stop stalking me, Mom.

yes, I'm asleep!

you gotta stop washing down your ambien with red bull!

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

hey, slimfat!

you gotta stop complaining about your weight while you're finishing
my dessert!

you gotta stop!

How many times has someone said, "you gotta stop...?"
How many times have you said that to someone?

Here's a few examples:
You gotta stop laughing at your own jokes!
You gotta stop molesting the female interns at the office!
You gotta stop singing along to every song on your iTunes list at the office!


Did you listen? Did they?
No!

Before you bring an oozi to work, before you dump your girl/boyfriend, before you just can't take it anymore, express yourself!
Do it here, anonymously.
See your gripe online and feel better, or email your you gotta stop to the offending party if you want to take further action.

Post away! Don't be shy! The funniest, most interesting, or most pathetic you gotta stop's will be published every day in order of submission.